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Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
06/25/2017 at 19:05 • Filed to: None

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Can someone enlighten me on what happened here.


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Kinja'd!!! McMike > My citroen won't start
06/25/2017 at 19:09

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Any paticular one? There’s like 10 minutes of accidents.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > McMike
06/25/2017 at 19:12

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Is it starting from the beginning? The video should start at 0:43, that’s how I embedded it at least.


Kinja'd!!! bhtooefr > McMike
06/25/2017 at 19:12

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A timestamp is linked at approximately 0:43.

In any case, looks like the black Camry drifted out of its lane, the driver overcorrected, and the soft suspension helped amplify the driver-induced oscillations. Then, in those oscillations, the beige Camry got hit in the rear quarter, causing it to lose control.


Kinja'd!!! bhtooefr > My citroen won't start
06/25/2017 at 19:19

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@4:38, I was expecting the Taco to be the stupid vehicle, given that it’s a Toyota compilation. But no, 4RUNNER SURPRISE!


Kinja'd!!! bhtooefr > bhtooefr
06/25/2017 at 19:23

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And @7:16, I see stupidity, although none of it’s Toyota-driven - one’s a Chevy Aveo, one’s a Kia Sedona.


Kinja'd!!! bhtooefr > bhtooefr
06/25/2017 at 19:25

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@8:35 is an Infiniti G35/G37.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > My citroen won't start
06/25/2017 at 19:28

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Shit, my bad. I started watching, went through 2-3 accidents, looked a length... Didn’t realize it started at 0:43

So... @0:43: I’m guessing they were distracted, looked up saw that they were out of their lane heading towards the other car and overcorrected like a motherfucker.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > bhtooefr
06/25/2017 at 19:29

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Missed that, and I agree with your analysis.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > My citroen won't start
06/25/2017 at 19:36

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Gotta watch out for those drivers out there playing ‘Yota Gear Xrd Crashalator.


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > My citroen won't start
06/25/2017 at 20:15

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Bland people driving bland cars cause they don’t care about cars or driving so they don’t care to actually drive their bland cars while actively driving them?

As far as 0:43 is concerned, random speeding person is doing something other than driving, looks up, sees car, panic dodges and steers too sharply, panics more and over corrects a bunch, still maintaining excessive speed (cruise control?) and passes car that triggered panic but due to panicked over correcting inadvertently PIT manoeuvres said car and keeps pushing (cruise control or mistaking gas and brake) until said car does a barrel roll, airbag sensors kill engine, disengages innocent car, hits concrete barrier, somehow doesn’t flip self.

At least that’s what I’m seeing.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > My citroen won't start
06/25/2017 at 20:18

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spilled coffee on their ding dong


Kinja'd!!! fintail > My citroen won't start
06/25/2017 at 20:53

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Camry becomes sentient, wants to eliminate other Camrys.


Kinja'd!!! itranthelasttimeiparkedit > My citroen won't start
06/25/2017 at 21:25

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The guy at 2:50 legit dodges him


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > My citroen won't start
06/27/2017 at 00:09

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Short version? Stupid. Stupid happened here.